Thursday, February 15, 2007

OT--- I HATE BIRTHDAYS!!!---

OK I am going to get off topic today, I guess it will be alright once in a while.

Today is my Birthday, it is one of those days that you are glad you made it to, but you wish everyone would quit reminding you that you are OLD!
I have been dreading this day for a while now. I think when you reach 30 there should be a law that you no longer celebrate birthday's. They regulate everything else why not something that would make me happy and not aggravated.

I can remember as a child I would think Yahoo tomorrow is my birthday no one can forget that, It is the day after Valentines day so there is no excuse.
Now it is a curse!!

When you ask someone to remind you of something they always forget, Hope they will forget something, be sure they will remember!!

Birthdays are like that, everyone has to tell you that it is your birthday.
Like your body did not tell you that this morning when you went to get into the shower.
Walk in take off the clothes, tell yourself not to look....what do you do you look!
"Oh my god, why didn't someone tell me I had a black hair a foot long growing there" The eye's have gone to bifocals, so you can't see anything unless it is in a light bright enough to melt plastic.
Yes the hair is grey, all your body parts forgot that they are not running a race to see who can get to the floor first!
Then when you finally find something that will fit over the body that has went south,
The Phone rings with a voice telling you
"ha ha you are older than me, you are older than dirt"
"Hope you have a Happy Birthday" got to go.
Sit down at the table, You are glistening again, no you have not just run a marathon
you just are sweating like you have. Take off a piece of clothes. Try not to think about it but....there will be someone who want to remind you that you have one foot in the grave and you are hanging on by your nails. :)

3 comments:

Thesecondsis said...

He He He...Debbie, some advice from someone that is only one year behind you...look in the mirror more then once a year and the hair that you see will not get that long...lol j/k
You are Blessed with the fact you have so many people to remind you it's your birthday it just means you are loved!!!

Thesecondsis said...

He he he....that's really cute but I don't wait until my birthday to look in the mirror and wonder where everything went...that's your problem Deb...Look in the mirror more then once a year and the long hair growing won't get so long!!! lol j/k..
Be glad you are Blessed with all those people that called to remind you you were older...We all love you!!!

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